Valentine’s Day 2012 in the Wuxi China Expatdom saw a record one million Wuxi Expats marry inanimate objects. The Wuxi China Expatdom became the only jurisdiction in the world to permit humans to marry inanimate objects. And given the fact that the Expatdom has increased dramatically in size because it has had many other jurisdictions become WCE colonies, it was only natural that Valentine’s Day 2012 would see the Wuxi China Expatdom Wedding Chapel annex of Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District swamped with humans wanting to marry their favorite things.
Frank Minkleman, manager of the Wuxi China Expatdom Wedding Chapel, said that the demands to be married on Valentine’s Day became so overwhelming that the Chapel could only marry humans and small objects. "Pens, Ipads, books fine! Buildings, Tanks, Aircraft Carriers, and true-to-scale elephant statues were out of the question on V-day!" added Minkleman.
Many Wuxi Expats married their Ipads, Ipods, Iphones and Android smart phones. But the most popular objects of matrimony for them on February14th were autographed copies of the Poolside Harry Moore Novel and Portfolio. One Expat however, conspiracy theorist author Jim Garrison married a copy of his book: The isn’t just one Harry Moore.