Europe, in the doldrums because of problems with its currency and its demographic decline, could turn it around now that it can boast it is part of the Wuxi China Expatdom!
WCE Archduke Harry Moore officially conferred status on the SB&H Expatdom today in ceremony held at the Sarajevo Town Hall before a crowd of ten million SB&H Expats and locals. In the ceremony, His Archdukeness presented the SB&H delegation that had come to the WCE to apply for colonial status, thousands of portraits of WCE King Gorzo the Mighty to place in all rooms in the SB&H Expatdom. The SB&H colonial delegation then pretended to do a ceremonial kow-tow to the Archduke which the Archduke ceremonially and magnanimously refused. The flag of the WCE Expatdom with the flag SB&H Expatdom directly beneath was then raised up a flagpole, after which the anthems of the WCE and the SB&H Expatdoms were sung.
The leader of the SB&H Expatdom, Valentine Clementine, told the WCE Blog that he was proud of his Expatdom becoming the first part of Europe to join, as a colony, the WCE. "Just think! The great European nations, and the weaker ones too, will have a way of getting out of the EU! They can become WCE colonies as well!" said Clementine. "Under the genius administration of the Minister of Wuxi China Expatdom Colonies, Archduke Harry Moore how could they go wrong?!?"
After the ceremony, Harry Moore took off his archduke and minister clothing, and assumed his role as the president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President for his tour around Sarajevo. "President" Moore and his host Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg, then boarded a Gräf & Stift open sports car, with its top folded down. The sports car will take Moore and his hostess, whom he described as "deliciously attractive," on a tour of the historical parts of Sarajevo
Originally posted By Andis Kaulins to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 2/13/2012 07:36:00 PM