Robert Knight, Wuxi Expat English Teacher, claims to have the most eclectic underwear collection in the Wuxi China Expatdom and all its colonies, including Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Knight, from Hamilton, Canada, says the eclecticism of his underwear collection comes from the fact that it is not in the least kinky, leopard-striped, sexpatish or femalish. “My underwear was either purchased at the Walmart on Upper James Street or the Mark’s Work Wearhouse on Upper Wentworth in hometown!” said Knight, with evident pride.
Asked how his underwear collection could be so eclectic, given that it seemed pedestrian and workmanlike, Knight said “We are talking about an Expatdom. Your average run-of-the-mill everyday Expat claims to have exotic tastes and habits. Now! I don’t and that makes me an Eclectic Expat!”
Knight, says the eclecticism of his underwear collection combined with his experience in business and government would make him an ideal president of the Wuxi China Expatdom Eclectic Expat Association (WCEEEA). The WCEEEA will have a series of primary elections in the districts of the WCE before its hold its general presidential election in November 2012.