The Wuxi China Expatdom has it first European Colony. The Expatdom at Sarajevo in Bosnia and Herzegovina has applied for and been accepted as the latest colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom.
Head of the SB&HE delegation to the Wuxi China Expatdom, Abulah Sidran, cited the Wuxi China Expatdom having a cutting edge S&M culture and its liberal attitude toward human — inanimate object matrimony as the reasons for their wanting WCE colonial status. “Thousands of SB&HErs are planning to come to the WCE to marry their transistor radios !” said Sidran.
SB&HE will officially become a WCE colony when Archduke Harry Moore, the Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies, pays a visit during which he will take a motorcade tour of Sarajevo riding in a restored 1911 Gaft and Stift Double Phaeton automobile. “We look forward to the visit of the Archduke!” said Sidran.
For his part, His Majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty, welcomed the SB&HE becoming a WCE Expatdom. “I anticipate that many more European Expatdoms will want to become WCE colonies and adopt the WCE Dollar as their official currency!”