Harry Moore, the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Appreciation Society, the Wuxi China Expatdom Minister of Colonies, a two-time inductee into the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame, and the only live person to be ever canonized by the Catholic Church has received perhaps his most prestigious title yet. Today at a press conference held at the Press Room Gold of the Wuxi China Expatdom Monarchical Palace, his majesty King of the Wuxi China Expatdom Gorzo the Mighty decreeded that Harry Moore was now Archduke Harry Moore by virtue of being god father to one of the royal triplets, Prince Hayek the Mighty.
His Majesty said he was proud to think of the Minister and President Moore as family. "There is room at the Mighty dinner table for another raccountuer" declared His Majesty.
Archduke Harry Moore, who was on the way to Paradise Island to impregnate the female Amazon population was unavailable for comment.