Wuxi China Expatdom’s Army Chief General Colonel Harlan B.Sanders
rumbled through the throngs of overjoyed Expats as he brought in the first of the
giant new tanks. Minister of Colonies Harry Moore, ever-eager to gather more raconteur-material, was granted an exclusive interview with the General.
The General-Colonel said that this new tank will soon be joined by
a further 600,000 similar models, which will form the backbone of the WCE’s massive military might. "My old buddy General George S. Patton contacted me", said the General.
"He told me that when he was pulverizin’ kraut tanks in the Bulge, his attention was caught by this example. After years of redesign and development, I give you the
Super King Tomcat!! And look-out when this beast growls!".
The General told Harry Moore that the WCE’s new armoured-fist is powered by no-less than four Westinghouse-Mercedes Nuclear Turbines, delivering around 285 million horsepower. "Armament?", boomed the General, "why, it’s got a 788mm cannon just for starters! Range is unlimited!".
The triumphant entry was briefly marred by an accident. The Wuxi China Expatdom Midget Sumo Wrestling Champion Duston Short, trying to get a close-up photograph, was trammelled, yet he emerged unscathed and told concerned onlookers that he’d "enjoyed much it, very!".
[*Note:- the photographer of the above-image cannot be contacted. If any Expats are able to identify this Wuxi China Expatdom location, could they please contact the writer or the editor-in-chief, please].
Originally Posted By Dirt E. Bond to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 2/02/2012 03:17:00 AM