Hair Stylist Vittorio Besieged By Wuxi China Expats Wanting The Mitt

Wuxi China Expatdom’s foremost men’s hair-stylist, Vittorio, has been rushed off his feet. "My salon, La Dolce Vita,", he said, "can’t keep-up with the demand from Expat men wanting the new ultra-cool Mitt style – I’ve had to hire another 128 stylists!".

Harry Moore, the WCE Film Appreciation Society president,emerged from Vittorio’s sporting shiny, slickback strands. "I’m quite pleased", he said, "however I don’t look anywhere near as great as the Wuxi China Expatdom Rifle Association El Presidente’ Andis Kaulins".

"Andis Kaulins is, characteristically, impeccably-coiffed. His Mitt gives him a commanding, reassuring, and, unstoppable aura".

WCERA Presidente’ Andis Kaulins smiled "Yes, and what’s more, my restyled locks are gel, and mousse-free!".

WCE lady-Expats are believed to be putting the finishing-touches to their new
style, the alabaster-blonde Newt.

Originally Posted By Dirt E. Bond to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 1/12/2012 01:32:00 AM


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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