His Majesty, the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, Gorzo the Mighty has announced that his realm will sponsor two new and prestigious international awards: the Harry Moore Prize and the George S. Patton Prize. The prizes will honor the two great Wuxi China Expats famous for their accomplishments in literature, film criticism, tank warfare, male role-modelling, colonial administration and living.
The George S. Patton Prize will be awarded on an annual basis, starting in 2012 to the male world figure who best exemplifies the image of manliness first made famous by the great Wuxi China Expatdom general, famous for winning the Kursk II battle against the forces of the Ayatollah of Mordor.
The Harry Moore Prize will be awarded on a biennial basis, starting in 2013 to the male world figure who best exemplifies, as near as any ordinary mortal can, the natural effervescence of the great Wuxi China Expatdom author, film critic, and colonial administrator.
Besides getting a 8.8m tall gold cup to put on the roof of their homes, winners of the two prestigious prizes will also win 163 billion U.S. Dollars.
Posted By Andis Kaulins to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 12/28/2011 06:00:00 AM