The four member leadership of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Emergency Reconciliation Council (WCEFASERC) announced that they have released Harry Moore against whom they had staged a coup. The WCEFASERC said that Harry Moore was the true and rightful President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society and that they had made a grievous error in seeking to topple him in a coup. The Gang of Four of the WCEFASERC: River Qing, Zorro Chuqiao, Kobe Wenyuan, and Dick Hongwen said they in their dealing with President Moore, they had been suitably chastened for staging the coup, but added that if were deserving of greater punishment, they would submit to it willingly.
The Gang of Four said the massive four billion person rally, held on Wednesday, to demand Moore’s release did not play a part in their decision to release Moore. The Gang, as a whole, said they were unaware of the huge rally as they had become so enthralled with various aspects of Moore’s bigger-than-life personality. In fact, each member mentioned a different aspect, of Moore’s personality and thought, as the cause of their changing their mind about staging the coup.
River Qing said he was formidably impressed by President Moore’s sunny optimism. "Moore was Ronald Reagan to the power of eight!" said Qing.
Zorro Chuqiao said he was impressed by Moore’s shimmering locks of hair, his magnificent dimples, and strong jaw. "Moore was George Clooney and Brad Pitt put together to the eighty eighth power!" said Chuqiao.
Kobe Wenyuan said he was flabbergasted by Moore’s argumentative skills. "He quickly turned the tables on us when we put him on trial. His defense of himself was so strong that we ended up declaring ourselves guilty! Harry Moore was Perry Mason to the eight hundred and eighty eighth power!"
Dick Hongwen said he was stunned into submission by Moore’s iron strength of will. "He wasn’t the least bit phased by our continually showing him Young Einstein staring Yahoo Serous. Any man who can sit through that movie multiple times is indestructible! Harry Moore is 15-5PH Stainless Steel to the power of eight thousand eight hundred eighty eight!"
All the members of the Gang of Four said they were impressed by Moore’s theory of film aesthetic. "It is such a convincing theory that we can’t seen it being overthrown for thousands of years! In fact, it is probably the final word on film aesthetic!" exclaimed the Gang together.
When news of Moore’s release hit the street, an estimated two billion Wuxi Expats and Wuxi Expat Colonials celebrated by forming the longest Conga Line in human-partying history. The celebration was so massive that observers feared they would all forget about Christmas.
Originally Posted By Andis Kaulins to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 12/22/2011 12:23:00 AM