Four billion people have converged on the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Presidential Palace to demand the release and reinstatement of Harry Moore as the President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society.
Moore has been captured and imprisoned in a coup staged by a group calling itself the Wuxi China Film Appreciation Society Emergency Reconciliation Council (WCEFASERC). The four leaders of the WCEFASERC: River Qing, Zorro Chuqiao, Kobe Wenyuan and Dick Hongwen say they had to arrest Moore after he committed crimes against film criticism.
However, billions of people, from every corner of the earth, who have come to admire Moore after listening to many of his filmtalks, strongly disagree with the notions of the WCEFASERC Gang of Four. And they come from everywhere on the planet Earth to the Wuxi China Expatdom to demonstrate their disagreement.
One such protester, Raoul Sanchez, a poor peasant from Guatamala who had never left his village in his forty years, felt so aggrieved by the coup against WCEFAS president Moore that he sold his donkeys and his family so he could come to the Wuxi China Expatdom to join in the protest. Senor Moore, he said, was bueno filma critica.
Another Moore supporter, Elvis Presley, told the WCE blog that he had come out of hiding, to join in the protest. "Time to rock the supposed jailhouse" said the old and pudgy former singer.