Details are sketchy, but reports are circulating in the Wuxi China Expatdom that Harry Moore, President of the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society, has been imprisoned in a coup d’etat, which at the time of this entry, is still ongoing.
The coup is the latest incident in what has been a tumultuous two-month Presidency of Harry Moore which has seen him survive several thousand assassination attempts while conducting the greatest oration tour of world history: The Harry Moore World Film Talk tour.
Denise Richards, Bond Girl, when hearing about the coup, told the Wuxi China Expatdom Blog that she hoped President Moore’s golden locks, strong jaw, and magnificent dimples would not be scarred in any way by the coup plotters.
The Coup D’etat is the second to take place in the Wuxi China Expatdom in 2011. Iggy Poop, leader of the oppositon Nudist Party, was ousted in a Coup in June 2011.
As of yet, no public statements have been made by the coup plotters.