Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Coup Plotters hold Press Conference

A group calling itself The Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society Emergency Reconciliation Council (WCEFASERC) announced that it has arrrested Wuxi China Expatdom Film Appreciation Society President Harry Moore and formed an interim four person governing council to administer the organization in his stead. The WCEFARSERC says it had no choice but to arrest and imprison WCEFAS President Harry Moore because his taste in film was becoming too bourgeois.

The four members of the WCEFASERC interim governing council, River Qing, Zorro Chuqiao, Kobe Wenyuan and Dick Hongwen, are fans of Quentin Tarantino, Barack Obama, Micheal Moore, and the Farrelly Brothers. They have been been very critical of Moore’s presidency saying that his taste in film was too conventional. "We would have been satisfied with his presidency if he recognized the artistic genius of Tarantino but Moore instead stuck to his admiration for the films of David Lean. Clearly, Moore was counter-revolutionary!"

The WCEFASERC provided some details of President Moore arrest. They arrested Moore at the Wuxi China Expatdom Film Society Film Appreciation Society Presidential Palace, they said, just before he was about to take his bath and was humming the theme song from Lawrence of Arabia. They did not reveal where they were holding the ousted-President, but said they were treating him more or less humanely.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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