John Hefner, co-leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom Feminist Sexpat Alliance, announced that he has a big stimulus plan, for the ladies.
Hefner, at a press conference held in the male washroom area of the Chestnut Pub, said that ladies would be really interested in his stimulus plan because it was "really big." Hefner then went on to say that his stimulus plan was bigger than President Obama’s and would satisfy Nobel Prize winning Paul Krugman who is a fan of very big stimulus plans.
Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango, when told about Hefner’s stimulus plan, became confused. Head shaking, PM Mango said there was no need for a stimulus. "Currently, the WCE GDP is growing at an annual rate of one thousand percent, and we have current account and capital account surpluses of Eighty Eight Quadrillion Trillion Billion dollars! We don’t need no stinking stimulus economic stimulus!"
Albert Einstein, visiting professor of Wuxi China Sexpat studies and Physics at Princeton University in the United States, speculated that Hefner was trying to prove his sexual-harassment bona fides to a Sexpat party membership that had become unsatisfied with his leadership.