Representatives from the Shanghai China Expatdom, Suzhou China Expatdom, and the Kunshan Expatdom visited Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty to beseech his majesty to let their Expatdoms to be colonies of the Wuxi China Expatdom.
Gorzo the Mighty, stressing that he had no imperial ambitions, said he accepted the applications for colonial status from the neighboring Expatdoms, because they did have problems that where too intractable for their current leaders to deal with.
Said His Majesty:
"Shanghai Expats are currently plagued by a crisis of confidence that our emergency supplies of Viagra to them hasn’t stopped. They have decided for now that they should attach their star to the Wuxi China Expatdom in hopes of restoring their confidence."
"Suzhou Expats are having personal hygiene issues that again seem intractable to their leadership. Not knowing what to do about their body odor, they are hoping that becoming a colony of the Wuxi China Expatdom can make them smell better. We have already set up temporary showers for them."
"Kunshan Expats want to change the perception that their Expatdom is close to the Shanghai Expatdom. They hope by becoming a Wuxi China Expatdom colony, they will be thought of as a Wuxi neighbor."
His majesty added that the Wuxi China Expatdom will grant the new colonies seats in the Wuxi China Expatdom parliament. As well, a Wuxi China Senate will be established to vouchsafe the rights of the colonies in the legislature.
The Colonies will be ruled by Governors, appointed by His Majesty, from the prominent citizens of the Wuxi China Expatdom.