Wuxi China Expat Talk Radio Host says Mitt Romney not Naturist enough to be President.

Ronald Reagan Benedict Booker T Washington Jefferson de Tocqueville, the Wuxi China Expatdom’s number one morning talk radio host, defended remarks he maid on his show that Mitt Romney was not Naturist enough to be U.S. President.

"The times, the circumstances, and the problems of the day are begging for Naturist solutions, if people are only honest enough to see it!" said Reagan Benedict Booker T Washington Jefferson de Tocqueville. "Romney bills himself as a solutions guy, but anytime he is given the opportunity to stand up for Naturist solutions, he hedges like milque toast. A true Naturist is not afraid to reveal him or herself and what he or she is thinking! A true Naturist doesn’t mind shocking people with the truth. Romney isn’t like this! He has cited the fact that he takes off his clothes to take a shower as proof that he is a true Naturist. A truly weasel positioning. Whenever he attends Naturist conventions, which is only when he is running for something, he is always carrying his briefcase, and not at his side! His hedging has only resulted in his getting the endorsements of the Ayatollah of Mordor for Christ’s sake!"

Asked what he would do if Romney ended up getting the Republican nomination, Reagan Benedict Booker T Washington Jefferson de Tocqueville said he would "hold his nose" and vote for Romney. "The current occupant of the White House has to go. Say what you like about Romney’s phoniness, but the current U.S. president is truly a dead stiff. He probably takes a shower in a suit and tie!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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