Another faction of Wuxi Expat Sarah Palin Haters hold urine-drinking contest and then engage in acts of sodomy

Another group of Salin Palin hating Wuxi China Expats held a urine-drinking festival to celebrate her decision to not run for the U.S. Presidency.

Mitch Munch, leader of the group, told the Wuxi China Expatdom blog that he and other members of his group hated Palin and everything she stood for. Said Munch: “Anyone who is as dumb as she is, must be wrong about everything. I find myself questioning things that I may agree with her about because if she believes these things than they must be wrong!”

Asked why his Palin-Hater group was having a urine-drinking contest, Munch said that Palin most certainly liked to drink beer and not urine.

The winner of the urine-drinking contest, held at Bobby’s Canadian Pub, Juston Short drank 1500 ml of Munch’s urine. Short said that he would celebrate his victory by engaging in acts of sodomy with other male members of group. "Sarah would most certainly disapprove!" exclaimed Short.

Runner-up in the contest, Ernesto Gueverra, said that he planned to get his girlfriend pregnant and then make her abort the baby, because "Sarah would disapprove."

Said Gueverra’s girlfriend Candy Mahandy:"Me and Ernesto think Sarah Palin is dumb, dumb, stupid, and evil. She wouldn’t probably eat babies if her was given the power. She would probably also stop our drug subsidy which we deserve because we live in a big city and can read."

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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