Harry Moore, the best-selling author in human history and a Wuxi Expat of considerable import, had a close call that nearly saw him go through a divorce.
Moore, who has been married to his laptop for nearly a year, recently spilled liquid on its keyboard. The marriage was in serious jeopardy as Moore found he couldn’t type on the laptop.
He was about to head to the Wuxi China Expatdom registrar of divorces when his daughter gave him a keyboard which he could connect to the laptop.
Able to again type of his companion of the year-past, Moore achieve a reconciliation, and tore up his divorce application.
Had Moore gone through with the divorce, he would have been only the second human to have divorced an inanimate object in the year since the Wuxi China Expatdom passed it revolutionary law allowing human — inanimate object marriage.
The first divorce involved Duston Short, English teacher and midget sumo wrestler, who divorced his Tofu Man tights after he was unable to consummate the marriage.