Wuxi China Expatdom now has Colonscopy Specialist

Doctor Billy Carter has opened the Inner Tickle Medical Clinic at the corners of Zhongshan and Xueqian Streets in downtown Wuxi, China. Inner Tickle is the first clinic in the Wuxi China Expatdom to provide colonscopy service. "We can perform an endoscopic examination of the colon and the distal part of the small bowel with a CCD camera or a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube that we stick up your how-you-do," said Doctor Carter, "or we can have a pretty local girl or boy, your choice, do the examination manually! And all for a low, low price of 149 rmb — 249 for two examinations!"

Doctor Carter added on a personal note that he was "reasonably certain that he would never touch a bottle of liquor again", and that the trouble he had in America "was a thing of the past" — he having come to China to put "that" behind him.

Wuxi Expats, the Expatdom over, welcomed the news. One Expat, Duston Short said that "forward look me to have my colon given a look at. Lately my poos have been so difficult and I have been school late for work because and so always changing schools!"

One former Wuxi China Expat, Robert Downy Jr., said that he wouldn’t have left if he had known you could get colonscopies in the Expatdom.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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