Mutt Pile, a former Math teacher and Industrial Sales professional now teaching English in the Wuxi China Expatdom, likes sleeping with girls half his age. "I could never sleep with such hot chicks in America!" exclaimed Pile who is divorced and has two children back in the states.
Pile has only one complaint about the experiences. Said Pile: "Only thing is that after we make love, the girls like to sit around and watch t.v. and play video games on their mobile phones. You would think they would have the decency to clean my apartment or cook me food!"
Pile refused to disclose his age during the interview. When asked what one half of forty was, Pile answered fourteen.