Guantanamo Bay 2 Detention Facility, Hans Island, Canada (GB2DFHIC): The Ayatollah of Mordor, former King and Tyrant of the Wuxi China Expatdom, says he would rather fight than switch his undershorts which he says has worn in the two years since he was deposed as the King of the Wuxi China Expatdom by a popular revolution. He says he will only change them when he is "rightfully" restored to the Expatdom Kingship.
Blakelock, warden of GB2DFHIC says the Ayatollah, who is awaiting trial for crimes against humanity, caramel, good taste, and chocolate, refuses to take off his undershorts. "We can’t determine," said Blakelock, "if he has caramel balls in his underpants that he doesn’t want us to know about, or if he likes the sticky feeling of dry feces in his naughty area. We have warned him about the health dangers of this practice but he doesn’t care. He rather fight the handlers than submit to taking baths or daily clothes changes. One time he said "I’d rather fight den switch off my underhausen! He also said "when I am again King, I will bring change!"