Wuxi Expat Lucky Strike smoker Hunky Bill would rather fight than switch

Hunky Bill, owner of the Shevchenko Cup winning Hunky Bill’s Perogies, smokes Lucky Strikes and would rather fight than switch cigarette brands.

Said Hunky Bill: "The method of Lucky Strike tobacco preparation is totally different: the tobacco is toasted, while other cigarette brands have a sun-dried tobacco. This makes Lucky Strike unique. Its taste is amazing and the flavor is wonderful. Real Lucky Strike smokers can recognize it from thousands of tobacco products. A Lucky Strike cigarette is fine tobacco. And no Euro-wienie, Marxist-Leninist, anti-Semitic, anti-Tea-Party, self-defined moderate, North-Korean supporting, Obama-loving, Alcoholic, Libertine has a hope of making me switch. You can purge me, stick in a concentration camp! I am not changing for nobody!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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