Kennesaw "Hui Shan" Landis, commissioner of the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame, announced that the WCEHoF will open a "Great Tonys" annex to honour the great Wuxi Expat Tony Kaulins who will turn four years old on August 23.
The plans for the "Great Tonys" annex are very ambitious. Said Landis "Every Tony we honour will have a 2000 meter high statue built in his honour. Every year that Tony Kaulins lives, we will erect a new statue in his honour. This year, we will build a 10,000 meter statue of Tony Kaulins. On August 23 of each subsequent year, we will build a statue of Tony Kaulins that will be a thousand meters taller than the previous year. We will also legally change the names of people who aren’t named Tony to Tony so they can be in the "Great Tonys" annex. So after Tony Kaulins, we will induct Tony Christ and Tony Shakespeare (the great English playwright) into the annex And don’t forget the great Wuxi Expat writer Tony Moore!"
Asked if people named "Anthony, Antony, Toni, and Antonio" were eligible for induction into the Annex, Landis said that there would a fast lane application process for those people to have their names changed to Tony.
Asked if bad people named Tonys should fear, Landis said "Of course. We will hunt these bad Tonys down, purge them, and airbrush them from history!"