Wuxi China Expat feels like a parnevu at local public washroom

Duston Short, midget Sumo Wrestling Champion of the Wuxi China Expatdom and a recently hired English Teacher at Deceit International English, is proud of his ability to squat like a local. However, when he goes to a Wuxi public W.C., he says the locals make him feel like a public washroom parnevu.

Said Short: "Me goes into public bathroom, leave open door, so me can show-squat and smoke for them, and they don’t accept me. They look at I strange-like and laugh They make I cry-want. Boo Hoo Hoo! And I lose so many pants to learn squatting! Waste that has was to be."

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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