Vern Funk Wuxi Real Estate has won the Royal LePage Cup, awarded to Wuxi China’s best Expat rental agency, for the tenth consecutive year.
Vern Funk Wuxi Real Estate captured the Royal LePage Cup, symbolic of Wuxi China Expatdom Rental Agency supremacy, by finishing on top of the Ipsus Reid poll of Wuxi China Expatdom renters. Over 90 percent of WCE renters said Vern Funk was the best and declined to vote for a runner-up.
One expat who was polled praised Vern Funk’s 100 rmb flat finder’s fee. "Unlike other Wuxi Expat Rental Agencies which literally rape you by charging a half month or full month’s rent for finding you an apartment, and maybe giving you three choices, Vern Funk can find you 35 quality apartments for only 100 rmb. I don’t know how he does it, but I suspect it is more a case of rapacious greed on the part of the other agencies!"
At the awards ceremony, Funk was presented the Royal Lepage Cup by Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan. After the ceremony, the ticker tape parade from the Wuxi New District to European Street was thronged with crowds at least a hundred deep on both sides of the street. The attendance at the parade was estimated at forty million.
After the parade, some of Funk’s more enthusiastic supporters defecated in front of the offices of other Wuxi Rental Agencies shouting "Thanks for screwing us!"