The Wuxi China Expatdom Justice League, a group of local and foreign superheroes has applied for and received permission from the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force to take part in the search for the Swedish Bikini Team. The league will get its’ opportunity to find the ladies after the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy and the animals from the Wuxi Wildlife — Safari Park in the 1912 Bar District have finished their attempts.
The league’s line-up includes Wonder Woman (PM Mango’s bride-to-be), Green Algae Man, Barefoot Peasant Doctor, the Wuxi Sexpat Flasher, Panda Man, Panda Girl, Panda Boy, Ontario Body Odour Boy, Red Typhoon, Brick Man, Harry Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Jesuit Jet Stream, Andis Kaulins, Inspector Harry Callahan, Mort Sahl, Acid, Captain Marvelous, Mango, the Iron Bladder, Alcohol Man, Captain Baijoe, Stinky Tofu Man, and dozens of others.
Spokeswoman for the league, Wonder Woman, when asked why the WCEJL has maintained a low profile and not involved itself in the many previous adventures befalling the Expatdom, said that the world wide superhero community saw the Wuxi China Expatdom as a resort. "The Wuxi China Expatdom, under the wise rule of Gorzo the Mighty and the administration of my fiancee Mango, doesn’t need super heroes to save it. A super hero can come here, take off his or her cape, and just be an ordinary person!"
Asked why the WCEJL has decided to involve itself in Swedish Bikini Team Search Update 2011, Wonder Woman said: "Unlike many who are skeptical of Orient Express claiming he isn’t enjoying his time trapped with the Swedish Bikini Team, the super hero community believes him. Harry has always been a good friend to the super hero community and we know a honest fellow when we see one! And so the WCEJL feels compelled to get involved for the sake of Orient Express. Orient Express is not someone to be fobbed off with a all-star world-wide benefit concert in his honor. Orient Express only wants results!"