Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister to marry Wonder Woman

In a announcement that stunned the wagering community and disappointed millions of male admirers, it was revealed that Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango is engaged to wed Wonder Woman, the Amazon Princes and Superherioine. The nuptials are scheduled to take place at the Wuxi Church near HyLite Language School on August 23, Tony Kaulins day in the Expatdom.

PM Mango, at the press conference, said this about his bride-to-be: "Wonder Woman my love! I am waiting for you and the power you possess in your satin tights! We will be side-by-side fighting for our rights, the red white and blue, and now the Wuxi China Expatdom! I think the world will be ready for us and the wonders that we can do! We will make hawks doves, stop war with love, and make liars tell the truth! Wonder Woman! Together we will get the world out from under! Make the U.S. pay down its debt! With my charm and your magic, we will stop bullets cold! The lefties will fold, change their minds and change the world!"

PM Mango declined to answer questions about how the marriage had come about, saying only that all would be revealed in good time in a book that the great writer Harry Moore had been commissioned to write.

Wuxi China Expatdom betters were stunned by Mango’s choice of marriage partner. "No one put money on Mango marrying Wonder Woman. And by the time of the Mango press conference, one trillion USD had been bet."

Many of Mango’s millions of male admirers are reported to be contemplating suicide.

President Bill Clinton, one of Mango’s most famous and ardent admirers, has reportedly tried to come to the Wuxi China Expatdom by way of North Korea to stop the wedding form happening.

However, some Mango fanatics are saying that Wonder Woman is perhaps the perfect mate for Mango. Said Mango admirer Chuck Norris: "Both Mango and Wonder Woman possess a sex appeall that transcends the actual physical act of sex. If they actually had sex it would surprise me. Some rare beings are meant for better things!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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