Leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom’s IEF, Karl Malden, announced
that "we have a new, and possibly-hopeful, new lead as to the whereabouts
of Orient Express, presently being held captive by the Swedish Bikini Team,
somewhere in the Railway Station tunnels."
Karl Malden said that when he arrived at the Situation Room this morning, he found
a mysterious package on the floor near the front door.
"Inside were a couple of photographs, and, what appears to be a scrawled
message, written by Orient Express. We are presently examining this material –
CI Harry Callahan is dusting it for prints, and, once we’ve confirmed it’s
authenticity, we will release it to the news media and the Expatdom public", Malden
said. "We expect to be able to do that within a few hours", he added.
"In the interim, Chief Inspector Callahan is posting these ‘wanted’ posters up all
over the Expatdom. Should any Expats see the Team members, get in touch with us
immediately", he said. "The great difficulty is, as you can see in the photograph,
the Team’s appearance, and attire, blends-in with everyone else in the Expatdom,
such is their cleverness, and so even the sharpest-eyed Expat will have trouble picking them out of a crowd.
"For example, the two on the far-left of the photograph, are NOT, as you’d probably think,
at first glance, the Minkleman brothers."