Two hundred thousand searchers went missing on the second day of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011. Twice the number that went missing on the first day, and meaning that in addition to the missing Swedish Bikini Team, there are nearly three hundred thousand searchers lost in the tunnels of the newly expanded Wuxi China Train Station. The numbers have prompted some to demand the resignation of Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force commander Karl Marlden. The WCEIEF is the official governing body of the search.
Malden said the large number of missing searchers was proof of how difficult it is to find one’s way around the tunnels running under the train station. It wasn’t because he had chosen a force consisting largely of Ontario, Canada Expats. Said Malden, "The members and volunteers fo the WCEIEF are top-notch. We have a policy of not allowing those from degenerate parts of the world to be in the WCEIEF in any capacity."
Malden offered no comment when asked if he made the stupid suggestion that Andis Kaulins look for the Swedish Bikini Team, and if reports that the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Land Forces, Royal Navy, and Royal Air Rorce were to have a more prominent role in the search.