Despite the loss of three hundred searchers over the past two days and little signs of the missing Swedish Bikini Team, Commander Karl Malden of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force, the official governing body of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 did have good news to announce.
"Sales of Swedish Bikini Team Search 2011 offiical memorabiliia have been brisker than expected. Already, they have topped one hundred million yuan. We have taken enough money in, that even if we lose a million people in the search, we can still make a tidy profit after paying insurance and court claims."
Malden said he had asked the Royal Air Force to assist in efforts to stop sales of fake Swedish Biking Team Search 2011 memorabilia. "I told Air Marshall Gregory Peck to nuke the fake vendors if he felt it necessary."