Karl Malden, commander of the Wuxi China Expatdom International Expeditionary Force, the official search and rescue organization of the Wuxi China Expatdom, says that there are currently no plans for the IEF to look for the Ontario, Canada Expats who went missing at the train station.
Said Malden, "It is awfully hot and humid this time of year in the Expatdom, and I don’t have the heart to ask my staff to go searching around the train station for missing Expats, especially if they are from Ontario, Canada. Some of these Expats are probably friends of Duston Short, the English teacher from Leprosy International English anyway. As well, the new train station, I have heard, is not quite finished yet, and I don’t want to bother my recce people about this till the train station is properly finished."
Asked if they would ever get around to searching for the missing Expats, Malden said, "If anyone has the time when they walk through the new train station, they are more than welcome to look, but don’t bust yourselves doing so by any means. The IEF may well look for them in the Fall when the weather cools down and Gambay’s stops its three-for-one special on Tsingtao."