Wuxi China Expatdom Princess Ayira to fight Michelle Obama for World First Lady Boxing Title.

Wuxi China Expatdom Princes Ayira: The Chosen One will fight Michelle Obama, wife of U.S. president Barack Obama, for the World First Lady Boxing Title, in a 25 round bout scheduled for late July, at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.

Michelle Obama recently won the World First Lady Boxing Title by having an apparent loss by decision to the Spouse of the Canadian Prime Minister Laureen Harper overturned by a circuit judge in San Francisco. Ms. Obama said the fight would be the biggest challenge, for her and her lawyers, of her career.

Ayira, coming off big victories over U.S. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and Talk Show Host Oprah Winfrey, sees a victory over First Lady Obama as a way as sealing her reputation as the greatest boxing queen of all human history. "My last two victories came at home, so I need a win on the road to quiet the naysayers who have said that the Wuxi huge crowds intimidated my opponents. As well I need an actual title belt."

Asked if she was worried about First Lady Obama using shyster lawyers and leftist judges to steal victory, Ayira said "I will have to knock out her ass all the way back to Chicago. It would be hard for even an Alinskyite judge to overturn an knockout. And besides I hate to have the judges, even honest ones, decide anything. And since the fight is scheduled to go 25 rounds, I will have plenty of opportunity to knock Obama out!"

Bad Blood has existed between Ms. Obama and Queen Ayira since Ayira’s days at the University of Chicago studying economics under Milton Friedman. Ms. Obama has denounced Ayira as a fascist for her libertarian economic views. In response, Ayira has called Ms. Obama a “Marxist-Leninist Princess.”

Tickets for the championship fight sold out with two minutes of becoming available. Already, ringside tickets are rumoured to be priced at a million, zillion, trillion rmb on the black market.

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An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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