Canada Day Celebrations will be low-key this year in the Wuxi China Expatdom. Other than Andis Kaulins pulling out his Canadian Flag, no major public events are planned in the Expatdom this July 1.
WCE King Gorzo the Mighty prefers the day again be called Dominion Day, saying he doesn’t understand the philistines who changed it.
WCE Prime Minister Mango says that given many Expats from Ontario claim to be Canadian, the Former King of Wuxi the Ayatollah of Mordor claims to be Canadian, and the notorious cheapskate and muckraker Andis Kaulins claims to be Canadian; there is an understandable resentment of Canada among many Wuxi China Expats. "As well", says PM Mango, "the behavior of Vancouver Hockey Fans really sullied the reputation of the country!"
Still, some prominent Wuxi China Expats can easily list some things they like about Canada:
John Hefner, Wuxi Sexpat, says he likes Pamela Anderson.
Hans Zimmerman, noted eccentric, says he likes hockey pucks.
Yedgurgy Kaminev, Wuxi China Expatdom Communist Party member, says he admires Pierre Elliot Trudeau.
Oswald Mosley, Wuxi China Expatdom International Socialist Party member, says he also admires Pierre Elliot Trudeau.
Big Bobby Clubber, Wuxi China Expat from Ontario, says he admires Anthony Wiener.
Andis Kaulins, Wuxi China Expatdom English Teacher, says he likes Canadian Tire Money and Tim Horton’s Donuts.
Gorzo the Mighty, King of the Wuxi China Expatdom, says he admires Canada’s efforts in World War Two.
Mango, Prime Minister of the Wuxi China Expatdom, expresses admiration for Preston Manning.
Harry Moore, prominent Wuxi China Expatdom author, says he admires Mordecai Richler and Anne Murray.
Alfred Lord McClusky, Wuxi China Expatdom Laureate, says he admires Leonard Cohen.
Ayira: The Chosen One, Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom, says she likes to read columns by Marc Steyn.