Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister asks subjects to curb Thrasonical Effusions

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango is using the bully pulpit of the Expatdom Prime Ministership to curb what many see as a growing problem: the growing amount of thrasonical effusions coming from Wuxi China Expats when they visit other parts of the world.

Said PM Mango, "Just because we have the best leadership, the most freedom, the highest per-capita GDP in the world, Gorzo the Mighty — the greatest monarch ever, the Wuxi Red Guards NFL football team, the world’s largest navy, the world’s largest army, the world’s largest air force, the most McDonalds per capita, cheap cigarettes, ten statues of Harry Moore, the Wuxi Jaywalkers Baseball Team, tamed Germans, the Wuxi Taihu Lakers Basketball team, the biggest Jewish Community outside Israel, the biggest China Town outside San Francisco, liberal Human-inanimate object marriage laws, no need to wear clothes, the world’s biggest supply of testosterone, the Gorzo School for the Humanities, a wild life park in an urban setting, Harry Callahan, Gambay’s Pub, and the world’s biggest factory manufacturing Log Cabin homes, doesn’t mean we should go to other Expatdoms, especially Suzhou, and lord it over on them with thrasonical effusion after thrasonical effusion. I think a little modesty would be in order!"

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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