Wuxi China Expatdom Feminists and Wuxi Sexpats form new coalition party.

In a dramatic announcement that is sure to shake the Wuxi China Expatdom political landscape, John Hefner, leader of the Wuxi Sexpat Party, and Deloris Steinem, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom Feminist Co-operative, announced that their parties will join together to from a new WCE political party called the Feminist Sexpat Coalition of the Wuxi China Expatdom (FSEXCWCE).

Why did Wuxi China Feminists choose to jump into political bed with Wuxi Sexpats? Wuxi China Feminist leader Steinem said they chose to in order to preserve the advances made by the Sexual Revolution which she said had destroyed "the oppressive Patriarchy." When asked if Feminists could trust their virtue with Wuxi Sexpats, Steinem said she was insulted by a Victorian question that assumed women had virtue to maintain.

Why did Wuxi Sexpats chose to be in a situation involving nagging Feminists? Wuxi Sexpat Party leader Hefner said Sexpats had done so because they were all totally in favour of preserving the advances of the Sexual Revolution, especially in China. Hefner added, on a personal note, that he was glad to hear that co-leader Steinem was going to use "Paprika or Pepper Spray when she was cooking, yozza, yozza, oh yeah, baby, shake it, shake it, shake it!"

The FSEXCWCE co-leaders are still debating when to hold a leadership convention. Hefner is hoping to have it "Friday round at his place", while Steinem wants to have it at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion of Gambay’s Pub.

Sources close to Sexpat leader Hefner say that he hasn’t had it in weeks, so was very amenable to the coalition with Feminists, who Hefner has come to realize are chicks too.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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