How can an Expatdom that has the world’s largest economy, the world’s largest navy, the world’s largest army, the world’s best American Football team, the world’s highest rate of economic growth, the world’s highest rate of resident satisfaction, Admiral Lloyd Bridges, the world’s most liberal nudity and naturism laws, ten of the world’s largest stadiums, the six largest shopping mall in the world, Inspector Harry Callahan, Gambay’s Pub, a world museum of naturism, King Gorzo the Mighty, Queen Ayira: the Chosen One, three Harry Moore Memorial Squares, the world’s greatest Expatdom Hall of Fame, most of the world’s Vancouver Canucks fans, thirty five women better looking than Pamela Anderson, and Hans Zimmerman not have the World largest Air Force?
Wuxi China Expatdom King Gorzo the Mighty admitted that he was a bit embarrassed by this fact, but vowed to have the problem corrected in two weeks. Said Gorzo "Currently, we have 5,000 manned aircraft in the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Air Force (WCERAF) including 3,000 fighters and 1,000 bombers. To some countries, that is a big air force. But for the Wuxi China Expatdom, this is insufficient. I vow to have 20,000 aircraft in the WCERF by June 30, and 100,000 aircraft in the WCERF by the end of the year, which will give us an air force twice the size the rest of the world combined."
"Our only problem is that the WCE needs an Air Marshall with the dynamism of the commander of our navy (WCERN) Admiral Lloyd Bridges. Thankfully, we know who to ask. It was Harry Moore who told us about Lloyd Bridges. I now request Harry Moore find the Expatdom an Air Marshall who is handsome, dashing, brave, and not a munchkin. I expect to read about his selection of the WCERAF Air Marshall in an upcoming entry on the magnificent Wuxi China Expatdom Blog!"