The following is a press release from the Wuxi China Expatdom Ministry of Justice:
The trial of the former King of Wuxi, who is currently being held at the Guantanamo 2 Detention Facility on Canada’s Hans Island, has been delayed.
The collection of evidence and eyewitness testimony has overwhelmed the four thousand person sized staff that is already working on the case.
It should be known that the King of Wuxi will stand trial on many charges including highway robbery, cruelty to children and animals, obtaining money and chocolate under false pretenses, forgery, embezzlement, misappropriation of public money, betrayal of public trust, malingering, mayhem, corruption of minors, corruption of miners, criminal libel, blackmail, contempt of court, arson, treason, felony, mutiny on the high seas, trespass, burglary, jail-breaking, practice of unnatural vice, desertion of the armed forces in the field, perjury, poaching, usury, intelligence with the Expatdom’s enemies, impersonation, criminal assault, manslaughter, and willful and premeditated viewing of "grade b" science fiction movies.
The Ministry of Justice wants the trial to go off without a hitch. Hence, the need for a delay.