Prime Minister Mango today announced that the Wuxi China Expatdom has pledged to help the Shanghai China Expatdom which is currently undergoing a bed-wetting crisis.
Reports from the Shanghai Expatdom indicate that 100 percent of Shanghai Expats wet their bed at least three times a week in Q1 of 2011. The Shanghai Expatdom normal rate of bed-wetting is 80 percent at least two times a week. The increase in bed-wetting among Shanghai Expats has resulted in crucial shortages of adult diapers.
Said PM Mango "It would appear that Shanghai Expats are more weak and vacillating and peevish than ever before. I have talked to their leaders and have agreed to devote more of our WCE production facilities to making adult diapers for them." The Wuxi China Expatdom supplies the Shanghai Expatdom with all of its adult diapers. The WCE was the world’s leading producer of Adult diapers but its’ least consumer thereof.
Leaders of the Shanghai Expatdom blame the bed-wetting crisis on an influx to their Expatdom of Expats coming from Ontario and Maritime provinces in Canada, as well as California, USA.