Iggy Poop, leader of the Wuxi China Expatdom opposition Nudist party, released the following press release:
"The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. The Wuxi China Expatdom cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment’s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Poop, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges the Wuxi China Expatdom faces."
Poop, has been under much criticism lately for his embarassing spitting out by the Kraken, and his embrace of Marxism and AlGorism."