Iggy Poop, leader of the opposition Nudist Party of the Wuxi China Expatdom, and his wife Twiggy were participating in a book signing at the Xinhua Bookstore on Renmin Avenue when a protestor by the name of Hans Zimmerman opened a box containing Tofu and dumped it over the two of them.
"Here’s the scoop, Poop," Zimmerman said as he poured the box of Tofu over Gingrich’s head. "Stop the hate. Give Tofu a try. It’s more delicious than you think!"
Poop immediately started to scream "The Horror! The Horror! I am going to die! This is the work of the Naturists!" The Wuxi China Expatdom Leader Opposition leader, who was signing copies of his book The Scoop from Poop, then ran away.
This wasn’t Zimmerman’s first protest against a Wuxi China Expatdom politician. In 2008, he threw shredded copies of grade "b" science fiction novels on then King of Wuxi the Ayatollah of Mordor. Zimmerman was then thrown into a dungeon for two years till the Ayatollah was toppled.
Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, said Zimmerman is "an activist on manners of taste."