Tourism Bureau provides list of top ten things to do in the Wuxi China Expatdom

The Tourism Bureau, a non-profit, non-political, non-aligned, low-calorie, humanitarian, cutting-edge, environmentally-friendly, legally-compliant, non-partisan, non-cliched, person-centered, enterprise-friendly, ecumenical, non-denominational, and non-aligned organization promoting tourist and host dignity published a list of the top ten things for tourists to do in the Wuxi China Expatdom:

  1. Get drunk at Gambay’s Pub.
  2. Visit the 89 m tall statue of Harry Moore on the grounds of the Wuxi Expat Hall of Fame.
  3. Marry your favorite inanimate object at the Gambay’s Pub Wedding Chapel.
  4. Visit the Wuxi China Expatdom park of Motherhood featuring 88m statues of the mothers of Wuxi’s greatest Expats.
  5. Cavort with the animals at the Wildlife Park being run concurrently with the 1912 Bar District.
  6. Take a submarine ride to the middle of Taihu Lake to see the Kraken make love to a wax representation of Barbara Streisand.
  7. Have a laugh at Hardy’s Har Har Comedy Club.
  8. Join the permanent party at the Wuxi China Freeport.
  9. Sample Tofu with Hans Zimmerman.
  10. Watch a session of the Wuxi China Expatdom Monkey parliament.
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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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