Five English Teachers arrested in the Wuxi China Expatdom

Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, arrested what he called "five English-teaching punks" last night on the streets of the Wuxi China Expatdom. The teachers, of various nationalaties and ages, all from Leprosy International English School, were arrested on a number of morality charges in various areas of the Wuxi China Expatdom.
The first teacher arrested, said Callahan, was "dealing a little too aggressively with a local DVD vendor." "Apparently, the teacher didn’t like it when the dealer told him Quentin Tarrantino was "不好."

The second teacher arrested, said Callahan, "was trying to make love to one of the baboons in the 1912 Bar District."

The other three teachers arrested, said Callahan, "were exposing themselves to the statues at the WCE Park of Motherhood. So drunk were these men that they lost their eye glasses and so perspective. They thought that the 88m tall statue of the Virgin Mary was life size."

Asked if he got satisfaction from his work, Callahan said, "When I put punks like these behind bars, I know I am doing no end of good for the law-abiding Expats and locals of the Wuxi China Expatdom."


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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2 Responses to Five English Teachers arrested in the Wuxi China Expatdom

  1. Dirt E.Harrie says:

    Such behaviour of WCE teachers is confined to a very small minority.
    I once knew one-such miscreant (knew him VERY well actually) teacher who thought
    he was some movie tough-guy cop – he even changed his first name!, in emulation of his hero! Although he was a delusional, weirdo, type of guy, he was a great teacher.

    Our Expatdom teachers are the finest in the all the world’s expatdoms. The Expatdom
    government, I heard, will soon bestow some superb honours on one of them, a teacher par excellence……….

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