Wuxi China Expatdom offers hemorrhoids relief to the Shanghai China Expatdom

Prime Minister Mango says the Wuxi China Expatdom will send an emergency shipment of Preparation "H" to the Shanghai, China Expatdom which is in the midst of a serious hemorrhoids crisis.

The latest hemorrhoid census done in the Shanghai Expatdom reveals that 98 percent of Shanghai Expats have hemorrhoids so serious that they always have to lie on their stomachs. This has made it hard for the Shanghai Expats, most of whom engage in heavily bureaucratic work, to sit behind their desks.

Said WCE PM Mango, "I hate to be judgemental, but maybe if Shanghai Expats had more get-up-and-go to them like Wuxi Expats , this hemorrhoids crisis would not have occurred."

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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