The crowd of 2.5 billion Wuxi Expats awaiting the arrival of King Gorzo the Mighty, his Queen Ayira: The Chosen One, Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, and Gambay’s Pub owner Fred Minkleman is not scared by the Kraken Monster that is approaching the Wuxi China Freeport. The Kraken will probably eat as many Wuxi Expats as it can. It is now a race against time to see if the Kraken can get to the crowd before the Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent arrives at the Freeport on the WCERN Aircraft Carrier commanded by Admiral Lloyd Bridges.
Said, one of the waiting Wuxi Expats, Grand Duke Peter Nikolaevich of Russia, "Wuxi Expats are made of better stuff than other Expats. If this was a crowd of Shanghai or Nanjing or Suzhou Expats, they would be running away, and calling their mommies on their mobile phones. Wuxi Expats are a brave and defiant bunch proud of their constitutional monarchy and the basic freedoms it grants them. They won’t be intimidated by a monster that is either from Mordor or the Nudist Euro Fascist Clique."
Wuxi Expat Jacques Cousteau is familiar with the Kraken. "The Krakens are legendary, but real sea monsters of gargantuan size, that dwell off the coasts of Iceland. However, after the financial crisis hit Iceland, one Kraken was lured in secret, by promises from the Ayatollah of Mordor, to the Wuxi China Expatdom and Lake Taihu. The Kraken is an animal "the size of a floating island" which can create a whirlpool after quickly descending back into the ocean. However, this Kraken has evolved and also has giant tentacles which can grab people off ships and shorelines. It is also said that if it grabbed the largest warship, it could manage to pull it down to the bottom of the ocean."
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