Satisfied that the Ayatollah of Mordor is in safe, secure custody, and that the arrangements for the trial, of him and other members of his regime, are proceeding to plan, the Wuxi Expat Contingent has left Canada’s Hans Island. The contingent consisting of WCE King Gorzo the Mighty, his Queen Ayira: the Chosen One, WCE Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, and Gambay’s Pub owner Fred Minkleman, have boarded the Wuxi China Expatdom Royal Navy Aircraft Carrier commanded by Admiral Lloyd Bridges. The WCERN is scheduled to arrive at the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport on Lake Taihu at midnight, Friday evening.
All the members of the Wuxi China Expatdom are looking forward to going home after quite an eventful trip which saw the capture of the former King of Wuxi, never-before seen million plus crowds in the sparsely populated Canadian province of Manitoba, the WCE Trio victory in the World Expatdom Vision Song Contest, the pregnancy of Queen Ayira, the first Air Craft Carrier to ever sail in Southwestern Manitoba, and the construction of the Gorzo and Ayira grand canals. Gorzo the Mighty, seemingly non-plussed by the events and the hype they have generated world-wide, said he would rather have not seen these things done, but he had a covenant with God that he was duty-bound to uphold. Ayira said she looked forward to washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning the house, beating U.S. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton in an exhibition boxing match, and then having a baby. Callahan said that he was looking forward to again manning the beat in the "good ole W.C.E.!", and that he never wanted to sing ever again, saying he got more satisfaction from "putting the fear of God into punks." Fred Minkleman said he was looking forward to seeing all his pals at Gambay’s and continuing the process of reunion with his long-lost brother Frank Minklemen.