Fidel Castro Makes World’s Longest Speech at Lake Taihu

Interrupting a series of social engagements in the Suzhou Expatdom, the patriarchal Caribbean strongman strode-purposefully across the lake to the Wuxi China Expatdom Freeport, to address the two billion people awaiting the return of the WCE contingent.

Eschewing modern technologies by using a hand-held megaphone, ("I am not a tool of that baron, Trumpet", he growled), Fidel began by warning of the dangers of global-cooling, "the greatest moral challenge of my next two centuries", he chuntered.

His voice a deep, booming basso profundo, he spent the following 9 hours and 10 minutes in a wide-ranging discourse on a diversity of topics, including the filmography of Tom Mix, frogs, nudism, dentistry, goats, his passionate love for both the Loch Ness Monster
and Governor Michael Dukakis, and also his encyclopedic knowledge of everything.

Posted By Orient Express to Wuxi, China Expatdom at 4/18/2011 01:17:00 AM


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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