Wuxi China Prime Minister Mango says the answer to the world’s problems is blowing in the wind.

Wuxi China Expatdom Prime Minister Mango, in response to questions from Opposition Leader Iggy Poop, said that the answer to the world’s problems was "blowing in the wind."

During question period of a rare Sunday session of the Wuxi China Expatdom parliament, Nudist Poop asked Naturist PM Mango ‘How many roads must a man walk down, before they call him a man? And how many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand? And how many times must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?"

PM Mango responded, "The answer, my honorable friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind!"

Poop, the leader of the Opposition Nudist Party continued to press the PM, asking "How many years must a mountain exist, before it is washed to the sea? And how many years can some people exist, before they’re allowed to be free? And how many times can a man turn his head, and pretend that he just doesn’t see? And how many times must a man look up, before he can see the sky? And how many years must one man have, before he can hear people cry? And how many deaths will it take till he knows, that too many people have died?"

Prime Minster Mango, leader of the Naturist Party responded, "Wonderful questions, most honorable Poop! But again, I say the answer, all my friends, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind! The winds of the Wuxi China Expatdom!"

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An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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