Trash talk begins in earnest for Wuxi China Expatdom charity boxing match between Hilary Clinton and Ayira: The Chosen One.

Hilary Clinton, American Secretary of State, and Ayira: The Chosen One, Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom have begun to exchange barbs in anticipation of their charity boxing match to be held in the Wuxi China Expatdom this April.

Yesterday’s exchange was initiated by Secretary Clinton who, during a press conference about Libya, announced that she looked forward "to cleaning the clocks of the Oprah wannabe, wife number eight, princess" in the upcoming bout.

Asked about the Secretary of State’s comments by reporters at a press conference in Yalta, Manitoba, Ayira said "that Clinton, the cuckoldess, to quote James Joyces, was a hoaring pandemonium of ills, enlarged glands, mumps, quinsy, bunions, hayfever, bedsores, ringworm, floating kidney, Derbyshire neck, warts, bilious attacks, gallstones, cold feet, and varicose veins." "A true woman," she added, "wouldn’t have put up with Bubba’s infidelities. She would have had him clipped, if you know what I mean. I will destroy wannabe mister pant suits in our match. Mark my words."

Clinton, when hearing Ayira’s comments, was heard to have muttered "bitch!" She then said she would have to think of some good comebacks.


About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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