Wuxi China Expatdom Contingent hunkers down at CFB Shilo.

Now that the World Expatdom Vision Song Contest has concluded, the contingent from the WCE, has "hunkered down" at Canadian Forces Base Shilo.

The King of Wuxi China Expatdom Gorzo the Mighty, his Queen Ayira the Chosen One, Wuxi China Expatdom Police Comissioner Blakelock, Wuxi China Expatdom Chief Inspector Harry Callahan, and owner of Gambay’s Pub Fred Minkleman, all members of the supreme WCE command, are said to be planning Operation Chocolate Bad Egg Hunt, the mission to bring the former King of Wuxi back to justice.

There are reports that a WCERN task force is quickly on its way to Hudson’s Bay to assist in the mission.

As well, the ten million man Wuxi China Expatdom Army for Justice has sent up a camp near Kenora, Ontario. The force is on standby for a possible storming of the residence of the former KoW.

Sources close to WCE supreme command say that the is an effort being made to secure enough Crisco and Rowntree Aero Chocolate Bars to lure the former King of Wuxi, the Ayatollah of Mordor, out of his lair.

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An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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