Wuxi Expat Queen to fight American Secretary of State in Charity Boxing Match

Fred Minkleman, owner of Gambay’s Pub in the 1912 Bar District of Wuxi, China announced that he has gotten Ayira: The Chosen One, Queen of the Wuxi China Expatdom and United States Secretary of State Hilary Clinton to agree to fight a fifteen round boxing match for charity this April.

Said Minkleman, "Bill Clinton was originally slated to fight Admiral Lloyd Bridges, but because of Visa trouble, the former U.S. President had to back out. Hilary, was a real darling, and agreed to take his place. Admiral Bridges, ever the gentleman, backed out, not wanting to fight a woman. And then, of course, her majesty Queen Ayira rose to the occasion. I think we will see the fight of the Millennium this April at Gambay’s, home of the 10 RMB Tsingtao."

Minkleman added "that the receipts will go to the Winner’s charity of choice. Secretary Clinton has chosen the Western European Famine Relief Fund. Queen Ayira has chosen the Stop Expatriate Sexual Predator Fund."

Las Vegas Oddsmakers have made Queen Ayira the favorite at -170, with an over/under at 2.5 rounds.

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About wuxiandis

An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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