Bill Clinton’s Keynote Address to Wuxi China Sexpat Convention has been cancelled.

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton has had to cancel his scheduled speech to the Wuxi China Sexpat Party convention, announced Party leader John Hefner. Said Hefner, "It seems the goody two-shoed, morality fascists have declined to give my buddy Bubba a Visa. We will have to see if we can bring in Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi instead."

A spokesman for the Wuxi China Expatdom Consulate in Washington D.C. said that Hefner was being disingenuous. "We have informed Clinton that if he comes to the Expatdom, he will have to face moralty charges on account of what happened on his last visit to the Expatdom. As well, he has refused to acknowledge the restraining order that our Prime Minister Mango has had a WCE court make against him. Clinton would have gotten a Visa if he had just agreed to due process, but it seems he has refused."


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An English Teacher in Wuxi, China. Married to a local girl. Father of a boy born August 23, 2007.
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